🥒 🥼 Rick Sanchez of ROAS (Performance marketing specialist)

🥒 🥼 Rick Sanchez of ROAS

"Don’t blame the creative, Morty!"

📍Remote | 💰 ₹6-10LPA + performance bonuses

Role: Senior Media Buyer (Meta & Google)

If you get a kick out of fixing messy ad accounts, turning chaos into conversions, and hitting record ROAS while everyone else is still blaming the algorithm - you’ll fit right in here.

We're Porcellia, a D2C growth collective run by ex-founders, performance nerds, and chaotic good creatives. We’re looking for someone who can bend Meta’s algorithm to their will while plotting CAC takedowns in their sleep.

What this role actually is:

• Run Meta + Google Ads for 5-6 top-tier D2C brands across beauty, wellness, fashion, and some very weird categories (yes, one sells mushrooms)

• Scale budgets from ₹10L to ₹50L/month without begging for lower CPMs or praying to Zuckerberg

• Work with copywriters who actually get performance and designers who don't use gradients for fun

• Experiment with creatives, landing pages, funnels, and new platforms (Pinterest, Amazon, Reddit... if it converts, it counts)

• Make founders trust performance again

This is not the role for:

• Media buyers who only know how to “duplicate and increase budget by 20%”
• People who need 12 approvals to run a new angle
• Anyone who hasn’t felt the pain of a 0.4 ROAS week and come back stronger

This is for you if:

• You’ve managed at least ₹50L+ per month in paid media (Meta and/or Google)
• You’ve scaled D2C brands where every customer was hard-earned, not influencer-injected
• You understand creative testing frameworks, audience structures, funnel breakdowns, and CM2
• You’ve looked at a Shopify store, mapped out their full funnel, and spotted 3 ROAS leaks in under 15 minutes

Bonus if:

• You’ve managed junior buyers before or want to grow into a Head of Performance role
• You can explain LTV:CAC to a founder and make them care
• You’ve run campaigns in the US, UAE, or SEA

Why Porcellia?

Because unlike other agencies:

• We don’t sell you as “just another media buyer” - we pair you with copy, design, and strategy teams who are genuinely elite
• We don’t force reports and Slack messages every hour - we care about outcomes
• We don’t run a playbook - we invent new ones for each brand
• We treat growth like a craft, not a checklist

The boring bits:

• 💸 Compensation: ₹6-10LPA + bonuses based on client performance
• 🌍 Remote-first
• 🕐 Full-time, but async-friendly

Send us dashboards, experiments, ad sets, battle scars - whatever proves you’re real.

Resumes are optional. Proof of scale is not.

How to apply?

Send an email to my head of meta performance, Ashwin - @ashwin@porcellia.com & cc me ritesh@porcellia.com and convince us why you’re the Rick we're looking for.

Applications without emails won’t be considered.

Please do not dm me or call me - I am not the hiring manager for this role - email only please, and Ashwin will get back to you asap. We are looking to close the shortlist for this role by Saturday (11th May).